You have a tail
You never thought about it before. You will now.
It turns out you can pull it. It turns out that makes it longer. It turns out your neighbour's is longer than yours, and somehow that is unbearable.
“At first I thought it was silly.”
“My wife asks what I'm doing. I answer: growing.”
“Don't pull when you're tired. Just don't.”
“They passed me while I slept. I haven't slept since.”
Open it and pull. No sign-up, no tutorial, no explanations — there is nothing to explain.
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